Whitchurch wobbles
Chris Smith drops four but catches one.

Failand always start slowly, and this season is no exception. Failand went into the match missing three strike bowlers (following the fortunes of Bristol City). Whitchurch could possibly be harbouring a grudge after last seasons humiliation at Failand, depriving them of promotion. All this made for a predictable game with a strong Whitchurch taking on a weakened Failand, and winning by 9 wickets with 9 overs to spare.

For the second successive week chairman Dick Whittington, whose behaviour is becoming increasingly erratic, insisted that a scapegoat should be found. He nominated, seconded and passed the motion that Phil Dungey should be the scapegoat, even though Phil was man of the match in many players eyes. Unfortunately no one was prepared to stick up for Phil, and so yet another 'Grandfather' bites the dust. Phil must be the unluckiest man in BS21. He had five catches dropped off his bowling, although one of the spilled chances was by himself. He also dropped a sitter when the game was almost decided. He will be sadly missed.

Chris Smith, who dropped three chances from Phils' bowling, scored yet another fifty. Steve Pursey and Graham Grey got the innings off to a solid start after losing the toss, but 163 was never enough. Neil Harrison and Ross Holbrook ran three off the last ball, which was worth the entrance fee alone.

The tea offered plenty of variety. Ross managed to get a crisp stuck in his throat, which resulted in him bowling two overs for 24. Justin Nott made a good impression with his left armers after a couple of loose overs. The whitchurch openers, Jamie Gammon and Luke Cooper, compiled a 132 opening stand which was eventually broken when Chris actually held onto one! Even the Whitchurch supporters cheered. Adam Grey and Tom Hill bowled with promise towards the end of the innings, but the result was never really in doubt.

A brief political debate in the bar afterwards was interupted as Dick announced that he was going to give Phil a lift home, and I think we all knew what that meant.

Winning ways must start next week at Keynsham or the Failand season will be about survival again.

Poor start to the season for the thirds - Neil Harrison made the Scapegoat.

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Bath Exiles made easy work of knocking off the vital 181 required runs for victory thanks to some generous full tosses. Club Chairman Dick (Mugabe) Whittington
suggested that someone should be made scapegoat for an abysmal Failand display and nominated Neil Harrison who was duly executed by firing squad at 8.00pm. In fairness to Neil he was unlucky to concede 18 runs in his first over, as 10 of these runs were wides that could have been stopped by the club chairman himself. Although the 10 runs he conceded on his first two balls of his second over were pure rank bad balls. Neil umpired for 30 overs and for that alone he should have been saved, but unfortunately the chairman decided his body should be dumped in a ditch off of the A370, and so it was.
The visitors won the toss and decided to field. Steve Pursey and Graham Grey started in blazing fashion, and with 75 on the board on the board at the first drinks break (15 overs) and no wickets lost, a score of well in excess of 200 looked likely. Somehow the momentum was lost after the 100 came up in the 21st over. Graham fell trying to increase the score rate after scoring a well grafted 59, Steve Pursey fell for 54 a few overs later and the last 10 over onslaught never happened. 180 just didn't look enough, especially as the outfield was speeding up by the minute.


Steve Pursey supplied the tea. The sausage rolls were the most popular selection.


Bath Exiles started cautiously. Phil Dungey bowled immaculately. He bowled four out of only five maiden overs bowled all day. At one point he swore in a foreign language whilst narrowly missing off stump. No one understood a word of what he had uttered, although an interpreter suggested 'Has your mother got double glazing'.
Ross Holbrook bowled well, and Adam Grey caught and bowled the opening batsman. Neil Harrison bowled a load of tosh and was punished accordingly! Ditch - A370

In truth Failand came into this match short of a bowler, and it showed. John Parfitt, who had previously never bowled for the thirds, took two vital wickets and showed how easy it is to take wickets, returning figures of 2 for 8 in his two overs.
Failand looked lacklustre and this was a fair result. Bath Exiles were not a strong side, and their strength lay clearly with their batting, but on the day Failand bowled poorly and didn't score enough runs.

3rd xi End of season report 2007
2007 was an enjoyable season. It proved to be a season of two halves. After 8 games we were yet to win a game and we were languishing at the bottom of the table four points adrift. The wet summer led to an abnormal number of abandoned games, although it seems the sun always shone on F & P as we only lost three games to the weather all season. This was good insomuch as we played more cricket than other clubs. But bad as the other clubs were picking up 2 points each time their game was cancelled. We just kept losing. Heads began to drop and the spirit of the team waned.

Our fortunes changed against top of the table Whitchurch in a rain interrupted match. Whitchurch totally miscalculated their run rate, and assuming that they had won the game blocked out four overs. We recorded our first win due to their misunderstanding of the rules and then proceeded to win three of the next four games.

The league was of a high standard this year. It was probably higher than 2nd team standard some weeks. We were hammered only twice in the season, but generally we had tight exciting games. Ironically we lost twice to relegated Purnells, and yet we beat some top of the table sides. Our final position was probably just about right.

There have been some hard decisions to make – namely who to leave out when there was maximum availability. A rota system was employed early season, but it was not always easy to pick a well balanced side. The rota system, though, did not bring the correct results. It was felt that to get the results to move us from our perch at the bottom of the division we should perhaps select on merit, and some unpopular decisions were made. This seemed to do the trick however, as there became a genuine will to win amongst the players that were selected. The fortunes of the side altered accordingly.

We were lucky to have the services of Austin Norris for a few games and he made an instant impact. Mike Trenouth became a team regular and starred with bat and ball. Graham Grey and Chris Smith both put in several match changing innings. Steve and Jamie Fear and Phil Dungey became the constant nucleus of the bowling attack. Jamie bowled immaculately all season. Besides being economic he also took vital wickets. Dave Sherwin and Matt Hildrew of Wobblescroft made a difference.

There were several memorable moments during the season. John Skinner opened the bowling against Whitchurch in that famous first victory. Andrew Trinemans’ contribution against Saltford will probably become legend. In the same game Jamie took a hat trick. Charlie Walker played two games and finished with an average of 100, including 67 out of a total of 85 against Whitchurch. Bob Sheppard was in explosive form this year, including a rapid 67 against Harptree. Chris Smith was the leading run-scorer yet again. John Meredith wiped out Chew Stokes’ tail with the amazing figures of 4-0-9-6. Dick Whittington managed 4 stumpings and played a pivotal part in the later success of the side. John Parfitt scored 66 against Harptree and bought several jugs to celebrate. They just kept coming.
Mike Trenouth starred with the bat, scoring 64 against Grendels and in his next game starred with the ball, taking 4 for 24. Mark Templer brought a leg spin variation to the attack
Ivor Chivers led the way against Chew Stoke with a spirited 35 when no one else could put bat on ball. Phil Dungey opened the batting against Chew Stoke because he had to leave early. An hour and a half later he was still there with the rest of the side shouting at him to get out and go home! He did score 26 though!

The team low points of the season were a pitiful showing against Purnells where the whole team chased wide balls and got themselves out. There was also an abysmal performance against Limpley Stoke where we managed the paltry total of just 103 for 5 in 40 overs, despite Chris Smith scoring 44 in a late flurry. Against the same team later in the season, they appeared to be cruising at 85 without loss, yet we skittled them all out for 126. Other high points would be our double over promotion hopefuls Whitchurch, two hard fought games against unbeaten top of the table Saltford. After the away game they turned on the music and we left the pitch to the sound of Vindaloo, with their supporters singing ‘thanks for coming’. It was a tough game played in the wrong spirit, but was probably the best game of the season.

Finally I would like to thank everyone that has supported me during the last four years of captaining the thirds, especially Dick Whittington, whose opinion, guidance and inspiration is most sought after. I have decided to take a break from captaining the thirds as my time has become precious. I have thoroughly enjoyed every minute of being third team captain It hasn’t always been easy, but it has always been fun.

I wish next years’ captain the best of luck, and will gladly help in any way I can, if required.

Harptree stay up thanks to persistent drizzle
The intervention of rain as Harptree had just passed the magic 20 over mark secured them a win under the Buckworth Bailey method, although in truth they would probably have won the fixture had the rain not come.
This game typified the season in many ways.
John Parfitt top scored with 66 for Failand on a perfect batting strip, and with a lightning fast outfield either side of the wicket, a score of 190 was probably 40 or so runs short of a winning total. Harptree dropped at least 10 catches.
No Failand bowlers took a wicket, but Chris Smiths' golden arm achieved two run outs.
Harptree knew what they had to do with the rain clouds looming on the horizon, and they achieved the target of 96 required from 20 overs quite easily. Only one more over was possible before the drizzle turn to rain, and it was decided there was no point in continuing the game and Harptree were saved to fight another year in division 3.
Failand dropped at least two catches.
John bought a couple of jugs in the Waldegrave Arms and everyone decided he was a nice chap as well as a fine batsman.
Next season looms, and overall Failand have deserved to stay up this season, although things have been mighty hairy at the bottom end of the league. There have been wins over some of the top clubs including a double over Whitchurch, and Purnells and Harptree have both completed the double over Failand. Chew Stoke has always traditionally been a close game but this year they were in an improved class. Undefeated runaway leaders Saltford were given two close games and for that reason alone Failand justified their position in the league. The team played with genuine purpose and wanted to win in the latter part of the season, and some of the most enjoyable games came here.

Harptree report follows:

Sorry Malcolm – But Harptree 2nd XI are staying up again!


Relegation avoided again !!!!

The weekend had started badly for us with both Chief Fire Officers at Chew Magna & Blagdon Fire and Rescue Services refusing our Bonfire Licence to burn a 40 foot effigy of our Leagues Administrator! Seriously though the words of our premature demotion had been used by our Captain to instil the positive thoughts that we could stay up. We had done it before, we could do it again in Dave's last home game as Captain.
Firstly thanks to our opponents for their fine report on the match. The day was very like our Season, with a glorious sunny start, like our first game at Failand, finishing with heavy drizzle, darkness and rain. But Dave must be seriously wondering why we always seem to have a great start to a season, followed by a massive falter, only for us to pull back and win enough games to stay up. Oh for mid table mediocrity, but that's not "The Harptree Way"!
Having won the toss, Failand opted to bat on a fine track with what looked a quick outfield. For one last time at home we had a "Hill Huddle". Did it work, well we did win but then again we dropped ten catches, three of the authors own bowling. Luke struck early, carrying on from last week. Of the six bowlers used, four were spinners with Richard taking 2-28 and Phil 2-29. John Parfitt took the opportunities we gave him and topped scored with 66 – putting on 72 with Paul Bachelor. At 190 for 6 most of us thought it possibly enough for a good run chase, although a few thought Failand at one stage would get around 220 or so – but there had been some fine ground fielding by Harptree.
Teas were taken up The Theatre, another fine spread by Hillary & Gill. With plenty of batting in the side today, the Captain chose to open with George. A great start was only cut short at 53 when Dave ran George out! This brought Mike in who was keeping a close eye on the weather, as the clouds slowly covered up The Mendips. After a chat both batsmen took a more positive and attacking approach, and on 20 overs were well past the accepted "Buckworth Bailey Method". At this point and on107 Mike evened things out, and ran Dave out (on 43!) – George you owe Mike a pint!
The drizzle became quite heavy as Richard strode to the wicket, so both teams decided to come off and see what would happen. As it got darker and the drizzle turned to rain, both Captains decided to end the match and yet again with their last home match HVCC 2's had won and stayed up. Both teams retired to the dry and warm Waldegrave Arms.

Ruthless Failand thrash Whitchurch
This was a crucial game for both sides. Whitchurch needed to win to have a chance of promotion whereas Failand needed to win to dispel any thought of relegation. The league has been so tight at top and bottom that nine clubs out of ten had something to play for on the last Sunday in August.

The Wanderers turned up at Horserace Lane with a couple of bottles of Bubbly to toast a hopeful success, and after winning the toss decided to bat on a perfect batting track, upon which the Failand 1st xi amassed well in excess of 300 the previous day. But Failand were confident of success despite losing the toss, having given a close game to leaders Saltford last week.

Steve Fear and Phil Dungey opened the bowling with their usual combination of variation and deception, and both picked up deserved early wickets. Charlie Walker ran out Brian Eaves with a direct hit and the visitors were not looking like promotion contenders at all. Matt Hildrew bowled with pace and picked up the fourth wicket before Mark Walker bowled three hapless victims, two of them with his faster delivery. As with previous weeks Jamie Fear cleaned up the tail, and returned the figures of 3 for 5 in his short spell. The last 6 wickets fell for just 6 runs. Whitchurch had lasted just 24.3 overs and had fallen to a well disciplined Failand side that have improved week on week. Hard to believe that this side were points adrift at the bottom of the table halfway through the season.

It was decided to take a leisurely tea even though it was barely 4 o'clock. Full marks to Phil and Karen for preparing the tea in lightning speed.

Fifteen year old Charlie Walker set about the visitors' bowling with the same disrespect that his father had shown their batsmen. The omens were not good for Whitchurch when Charlie took 14 runs off of the third over, and facing a certain defeat they tried 8 bowlers, all to no avail. Charlie hit 8 fours and 3 sixes in a commanding knock of 67, supported by Dave Sherwin whose innings will be remembered for an audacious reverse sweep. The target was reached in just 16 overs and proved to be the most convincing victory of the summer.

After a team photo, Charlie spent his hard earned pocket money buying a jug for the elders, who started the end of season analysis on what went wrong and what went right this year. Whitchurch drank their champagne and made a hasty exit.

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Saltford maintain their unbeaten record with last over victory
In a tense incident packed game Saltford Fairway finally won in the gloom of an untypical August afternoon, in the last over. With the majority of Saturdays' fixtures abandoned, it was pleasing to be able to actually get a game in. The pitch was wet at one end, but looked quite reasonable considering the non stop showers of the previous 24 hours.

Having given Saltford a close game earlier in the season, Failand were optimistic of pulling off a surprise victory, even though they were put in to bat by home skipper Ted MacKenzie. 'It looks like a 160 wicket' was the considered opinion of several seniors of Failand, who decided to drop the grandfather tag for this game, selecting a more youthful side.

Openers Charlie Walker and Andrew Trineman did well on a pitch with uneven bounce to progress the score to 54 off 13 overs before Charlie was bowled by the economic Steve Magee. Graham Grey, Bob Sheppard and Dave Sherwin all made contributions with the bat, and after an early tea break due to persistent drizzzle, Failand amassed 157 for 7 in their 40 overs.

Apparantly Man City beat Man Utd 1-0.

Failand fought hard throughout the Saltford innings. Steve Fear bowled immaculately, conceding just 18 runs from his 8 overs. Steve Pursey had problems controlling the wet ball from the other end. The home side progressed at a sensible rate, and were well placed at the half way mark at 74 for 1. At the end of the 31st over Saltford were cruising at 129 for 2, although dangerman Wes Taynton was back in the pavillion, bowled by Charlie Walkers' faster ball.

The local police turned up to check that the game was being played in the right spirit, and then out of nowhere Jamie Fear took a hat-trick. The game was turned on its' head and Failand were back in the hunt. Steve Pursey took a couple of wickets and Saltford were teetering at 142 for 7, with only five overs left to score the necessary 16 runs for victory and the tail exposed. Adam Taynton kept a cool head and Saltford scraped home in the last over with just 4 balls remaining.

With Purnells beating Grendels, Blagdon and Harptree both losing, the season isn't over yet. Failand are fighting in every game of late and as they proved today they are no pushovers. Whitchurch will not be relishing the prospect of having to beat Failand next week to secure promotion

Purnells beat Failand for the second time.

Purnells had only won one game this season and that was the visit of Failand a couple of months ago. Today they performed the double in a nailbiting finish - winning by a two run margin. Failand required eight from the final over, but three wickets fell and only five runs were scored. Failand were on top for the majority of the game, and in the post mortem it was very difficult to point the finger of blame at anyone in particular, although skipper Steve Pursey admitted that some dodgy captaining decisions, a dropped catch, twenty seven runs conceded from his first two overs and a second ball duck would not have helped their cause.

Purnells won the toss and decided to bat. Phil Dungey and Steve Fear bowled with their usual economy, and after 24 overs Purnells had scored just 47 runs and had lost two wickets. In an effort to get the 'fifth' bowler into action before the end had mixed fortunes. The next 5 overs conceded 39 runs, although 5 wickets fell, four of them to Mike Trenouth, bowling a mixture of spin and dolly droppers, all to devastating effect. The Norris / Fear combo were reintroduced into the attack, and Purnells did well to progress from a perilous 86 for 7 to 151 for 9 in the last 11 overs, mainly thanks to Dan Prior scoring 34 well struck runs.

After Jamie Fears' excellent tea Failand were relatively confident of achieving victory. The bounce became lower and both openers were surprised by the pace of that man Prior. Other than a period of brief resistance from Bob Sheppard, the middle order were wiped out and the home side were left struggling at 69 for 6. Dick Whittington and Austin Norris compiled a 79 run partnership, taking Failand so close.

As the last over commenced just a further eight runs were required. Dick hit what looked like a flat six, but unfortunately it went straight to the man on the boundary. Two yards either way and the game would have been won. Austin was run out on the penultimate ball and Steve Fear fell on the last ball to complete a memorable over for Hammond and Purnells.

Blagdon outclassed by resurgent Failand
Five weeks ago the Failand dressing rooms were filled with the despondent crys of failure as the thirds were firmly entrenched at the bottom of Sunday division 3.

Five weeks later the consistent losers are now consistent winners.

So what has caused this transformation? Failand skipper Steve Pursey believes that the losing display against unbeaten Saltford was the turning point and the kind words of encouragement from their skipper in the bar afterwards, suggesting that Failand were a lot better than their league position at the time.

Blagdon won the toss on a glorious sunny day and asked Failand to bat. Dave Sherwin and Graham Grey made a solid start with a 45 opening partnership on a strip that was doing a bit, with a few balls keeping low. Very low as Dave Sherwin would probably say. Steve Pursey and Graham added another 55 for the second wicket before another grubber claimed a wicket. Graham batted 32 overs for an extremely solid and hard fought 37, before cameo innings from Bob Sheppard, Matt Hildrew and Dick Whittington. The final total of 164 was the highest Failand have made on this traditionally low scoring track for several years, so hopes were relatively high whilst the players tucked into their sandwiches and hula hoops.

Phil Dungey bowled another immaculate spell, conceding just 19 runs from his eight overs of flight and deception. Matt Hildrew bowled with pace and took a wicket in his first over, before returning to take a further three from the tail. But Jamie Fear, who has bowled well in this resurgent five weeks, wiped out the middle order. Jamie captured the prize scalp of Simon Westbrook with a most magnificent catch by Neil Harrison which was worthy of the champagne moment. Sid Mistry returned to wrap the game up and Failand were deserved winners.

With Grendels beating Harptree, Failand will need to win a couple more games to guarantee safety from the drop.

Failand just overcome Grendel

Sixteen year old left hand bat Ashley Hall made the Failand veterans work hard for their victory at Horserace Lane. He appeared to be in complete command but fortunately for Failand he began to run out of partners before Jamie Fear clean bowled him, knocking the middle stump out of the ground. The age gap was considerable, with the visitors fielding 8 youngsters, whereas Failand had Sid Mistry, which was one youngster more than usual.

The start was mutually delayed until 2.30 to allow the pitch to dry after the overnight downpour. Grendel won the toss and asked Failand to bat. Steve Pursey fell in the second over misjudging the pace of the wicket, before Graham Grey and Chris Smith compiled a useful partnership. Graham ran himself out, the first of three such dismissals. Chris fell lbw in the 22nd over and Mike Trenouth took control of the innings hitting a masterful 64. A target of 179 was likely to be enough as long as the bowlers did their job.

Chris Smith provided the tea. Some of the rolls were filled with finest Wiltshire Ham.

Steve Fear removed both openers, but alarmingly for the thirds, the visitors were keeping up with the run rate, and Ashley Hall in particular had managed to push the field out. With Amar Shah giving good support Grendel had scored half the runs with 8 wickets in hand at the drinks break, and were well on top. Mike Trenouth broke the partnership in his first over. Jamie captured the prize wicket of Hall, and along with Steve Pursey cleaned up the long tail. The game finished at 8.30.

Three wins in their last four games have moved Failand away from the bottom of the table and the long drawn faces of early season have disappeared. Failand will believe they can now beat anyone in the division on their day, starting with a tough visit to Blagdon next week.

Failand topple table toppers
Bottom of the table Failand caused a major upset in division three as they beat table-toppers Limpley Stoke convincingly at Horse Race Lane.

Steve Pursey won a vital toss, and asked the visitors to bat on a soft and drying wicket, despite advice to the contrary from some senior members of the groundstaff. Limpley Stoke set off well, with the prolific Tim Smith and Mark Tyrie adding 85 for the first wicket inside 18 overs. Jamie Fear made the breakthrough thanks to a wonderfully instinctive catch by Paul Bachelor at square leg. Austin Norris, returning after a long period of injury, bowled up the hill with the athleticism of a thirty year old.

With Jamie bowling in tandem down the hill the middle order were wiped out, including the prize wicket of Tim Smith who had made a valuable 66. Steve Pursey, showed his dog handling skills before mopping up the tail (not the dogs!), with the help of a spectacular slip catch from Steve Down. A total of 126 was never going to be enough at Failand, especially as the pitch had dried out considerably.

Wendy Bachelor supplied another high quality tea, with a wide selection of cakes, hot pizza and some delicious slightly spiced warm sausages. The smell of these sausages were of particular interest to black lab, who had previously run amok during the Limp innings. Bob Shep took a guess at who the owners might be and returned the bloated and happy hound to its' abode.

As with previous home games, man of the match awards go to the player supplying the teas. Paul Bachelor did not disapoint with a well grafted 40 not out, which was the backbone of a professional response to a low victory target. Chris Smith fell victim to the worst ball of the day after a very useful 40, and Bob Sheppard hit four sixes and two fours in finishing the game off in style with six overs to spare.

This was a surprisingly easy victory, although the importance of winning the toss can not be under-estimated. Having now beaten top of the table sides Limpley Stoke and Whitchurch and also giving Saltford a good run for their money, Failand can now face the rest of the season with confidence, and should have no difficulty climbing away from the danger zone.

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Rain Again

Keynsham 4ths v Failand - July 15th

Cancelled.

Surely one of the worst summers on record.

Something to Chew over `
Failand v Chew Stoke - July 8th

Another defeat for the thirds and captain Steve Pursey wondered if things could get any worse. Judging by the long faces and the dispirited looks in the dressing room they probably can't. It is tough when a team keeps losing.

It is hard to imagine how stand in 2nd team skipper Bob Andrews must be feeling after the mauling the 2nds got on Saturday. With players dropping out of next weeks games with other commitments, players saying that they would rather hang up their boots, players stating they don't care whether they play or not, one might think the future is bleak for Failands' 3rd xi. And it would be, except............the club has been talking about its' youth policy for years, and maybe now is the time to push the younger members forward.

Against Chew Stoke, the players all tried their hardest in the field until about the 30th over, and then heads started to fall as Kyle Bradley (75*) and Daniel Taylor (87*)extended their unbeaten partnership to 144 by the 40th over. Some very sloppy fielding summed up the gulf between the barely adolescent Stoke players and the barely alive Failand pensioners. When opposition can manage to run a three when the ball rolls halfway to the boundary, and yet when Failand are batting the same shot produces a tight run single there is a no contest.

Phil Dungey was the only bowler to show any conviction. Phil took a wicket with the very first ball of the game. 234 for 3 was always going to be too many for Failand.

A great tea with some of the tastiest sandwiches this year was provided by Graham Grey, with able assistance from Jane, Eleanor and Adam.

Opening the batting with Phil Dungey did not turn out to be the masterstroke it was intended. Phil scored 26 useful runs, but when he was out in the 22nd over the required run rate was more than 9 an over. Steve Pursey (51*) and Chris Smith (48*) put on 104 runs at the end, as Chew Stoke gave everyone a bowl, but this was always too high a score for Failand.

The season is not over yet, and a couple of wins could yet see Failand rise up the table. With a few easy games against fellow strugglers coming up, a mid table finish is the most optimistic finish the thirds can expect.

Failand Over 40s v Nailsea Over40s - July 1st 2007

This game was cancelled due to severe weather conditions.

Unfortunately as there was no league fixture for Failand this Sunday, all the other clubs have gained two points, leaving us stranded at the bottom of the table.

North Somerset Team of the Week
The Richard Ebor and Ted Bias Team of the Week is?

Richard Ebor and Ted Bias have this morning announced at the Harrup Flea Market the winner of their Surridge North Somerset Team of the Week. The award goes to a club not so much because they won their first game of the season, but the manner in which they won their Sunday Conference Division 3 match.

Failand and Portbury had posted a decent score of 164 for 5, but Whitchurch were ahead of the clock at 20 overs. With storm clouds brewing, Failand showed considerable poise in their bowling and fielding to the extent that only 9 runs were conceded off the next 5 overs and when the rain clouds opened, their opponents were now behind the clock.

Under the Buckworth Bailey Rain Rule which operates in the two Conferences, it was found after consulting with the latter that Failand were indeed the winners. After six matches without a win, it was a joyous Sunday evening for "The Grandfathers".

HOLD THE FRONT PAGE - FAILAND WIN A GAME

The previously unsuccessful Failand side showed they could be a force to contend with in the second half of the season as they beat high-flyers Whitchurch at Norton Lane, albeit on run rate.
After the pessimistic weather forecasts and a morning of drizzle, most players were surprised and yet grateful to get a game in.
Whitchurch won the toss and inserted the visitors. Failand rolled back the years with openers Meredith and Pursey, hoping to recapture some of their 94/95 glory years. And a first wicket partnership of 96 in 25 overs was just the sound footing that the thirds have been looking for thus far this season. Steve was caught behind for 48, and John, who had Phil Dungey acting as a runner, followed an over later for 33. Chris Smith, John Parfitt and Mike Trenouth all played their part in helping to progress the score to a useful total of 164.
An excellent tea was enjoyed by all, whilst discussing tactics for the second half of the game.
Coming into the game with only four regular bowlers, it was decided to get the 'fifth' bowlers' overs in early. John Skinner rolled back the years opening up the hill. Phil 'Santa Maria' Dungey opened at the other end, bowling his eight overs for just 23 runs. Mike Trenouth, playing in his first game this year proved a relevation with six very tidy overs, and was very unlucky not to get a wicket or two. The dangerous Craig Caines was batting with aggresive intent, and at the 20 over mark Whitchurch were just ahead of the scoring rate, and looking relatively comfortable. As the dark clouds gathered, premier bowlers Jamie Fear and John Meredith were bought into the attack and a tighter field was set. This had the desired effect as Whitchurch started to fall behind the run rate. The big dark ugly black clouds descended quickly upon the ground, almost from nowhere, and guess what, it started to rain on Norton Lane.
The players left the field for twenty minutes or so, and after the rain relented, returned to continue the finely balanced game. Two economic overs sealed a historic first victory for Failands' elderly team as even heavier rain fell. Failand won on faster run-rate by the considerable margin of .36 runs per over.
It would have been more satisfying to have won the game over 40 overs, and with the best bowlers held back, Failand must assume that they would have won had the game gone the distance.
There were suggestions that the game should be settled by a game of spoof, but luckily this was ignored. A few bottles of Sharps Doom Bar were enjoyed after the game, and although still bottom of division 3, Failand will approach the second half of the season with renewed vigour with this historic win under their belts.

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Fathers Day present for Saltford

Failand v Saltford. 17th June

Failands' grandfathers came second against Saltford, but this was a more spirited display than in recent weeks. Saltford asked Failand to bat on winning the toss, and the visitors undoubtedly had the best of the conditions. Their openers, Fillingham and Tainton bowled lively opening spells, the latter conceding just 5 runs from his eight overs of left arm round the wicket, including the scalps of Pursey and Chivers. Failand started very slowly, scoring just 8 runs from the first 10 overs. Chris Smith (another fine 60*) and Graham Grey (another fine 40) combined to progress the score from 64 for 3 to 146, and after Chris hit the last ball for six, Failand had a total of 153 to bowl at. Saltford bowled their 40 overs less than two hours, which is the quickest anyone could recount. Amazingly there were only 21 singles scored in the entire innings.

Dick and Margaret Whittington supplied the teas, with the warmed quiche and pizza being especially well recieved. Dick proved yet again that making teas improves ones game, following up this veritable feast with two immaculate stumpings.

Phil Dungey was distinctly off colour, and was soon replaced with the economic and trustworthy Jamie Fear. Meanwhile dad Steve bowled well for little reward at the other end. John Meredith produced his usual cunning and guile and deserved more than the four wickets that he conjured up out of thin air. The old boys fought hard, but ultimately they did not score enough runs.
Captain Ted Billingham and Adam Taynton saw Saltford home with 14 balls to spare.

If Failand want to avoid coming bottom of the table then they must win two or three games. (Grendells beat Purnells to leave Failand well and truly bottom of the table.)
If Failand aspire to a lower-mid table finish (and avoiding relegation) then they will need to win half of their remaining games.
On a positive note, the visiting captain told the Steve Pursey that he thought Failand were too good to go down. Admittedly these words were uttered as a complimentary beer was thrust in his direction, but nevertheless it gives the losers some hope for the second half of the season.

PS. If any ex-profesional cricketers should stumble across this website and fancy a game, we can have you registered to play for us in no time. You could make a lot of old men very happy!
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Jubilant Failand make it 5 out of 5.

Purnells v 3rd xi (10th June)

After an early finish the Failand veterans retired to the peaceful verrandah to enjoy a few beers and crisps, and have a good old chinwag about this and that. Favourite topics of conversation included the continual failure of the 1sts and 2nds to win a game, the best time to put potatos in, rotas for cleaning the changing rooms, who was the clubs senior umpire, the importance of net practice (again), how women intuitively know if their man is up to no good, how statins reduce cholesteral and reduce the risk of heart attacks and strokes, and there was a big cheer when it was announced that alternative Sunday captain Paul Duffy was on the phone. Paul related how the Sunday side were involved in a close game and this was duly passed on to the rest of the thirds, who all marvelled in the tale. Two hours later everyone went home.

The highlights of the game for Purnells was a fine 5 for 16 for Lewis Redwood, who bowled a consistent line in the corridors of uncertainty, and a well struck commanding knock of 56 for Andy Redwood.

Purnells won the toss and decided to field and Failand set off in blistering fashion, scoring 21 off of the first 4 overs. This included an all run 3, which was a first for the thirds. Unfortunately this took its' toll on the batsmen, who decided to settle on twos in future. Or 4's. Or better still 6's.
Graham Grey fought hard for his 27 runs, and is proving to be Failands most versatile and reliable player.

Failand came out after the tea break, and within three overs they were firmly on top, with the home side yet to score a run. After overhearing a remark about their immobility in the field, the Failand fielders showed the cheeky youngsters a thing or two about mobility. In the eighth over Williams hit the ball towards captain Steve Pursey at deep mid off. Steve came charging in like a rhinoceros on speed, swooped like a ravenous eagle, plucked the ball one-handed from the uneven turf like another ravenous eagle, even more ravenous than the first eagle, and threw the ball in one smooth action, hitting the middle stump clean out of the ground with his accurate throw from at least forty yards, leaving the hapless batsman well and truly out of his ground. The Portbury Pensioners fought hard to the end and they can now deservedly boast a record 5 from 5.

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FACT - Making teas improves performance.

Failand v Blagdon June 4th

After scouring the scorebooks for the last few seasons, skipper Steve Pursey has linked performance with buttering bread and making cakes. This as yet unexplainable phenomenon is now proven beyond any doubt. Who could forget Steve Downs flourish last year when he scored 9 consecutive 4s. Who will ever forget Bob Sheppard smashing the Harptree attack to every corner of the ground. They were both on tea duty that day. The captains own highest score in recent times came on guess what day. And there are other examples too numerous to mention. Paul Duffy, specialist fielder and alternative Sunday captain, latched onto this fact by sharing the tea rota for future friendlies amongst all 11 players.
Against Blagdon the tea was supplied by Steve and Jamie Fear. And as if to prove the point, Steve returned figures of 8-1-16-1 and Jamie figures of 8-2-10-2. If just the other bowlers had chopped a few onions or grated a block of cheese, Blagdon would have struggled to make 70.
As it happens Blagdon scored 180 for 9, with Andy Cadman making 95 of those runs from just 77 balls, having only made 1 run from his two pevious innings. Failand decided to field on winning the toss, and with a superlative run out from Duffy and the aforementioned Fear wickets, the visitors were only 56 for 4 at the halfway mark with the home side on top. Once the Fears had bowled their accurate overs they were able to relax and return their attentions to food presentation and making sure the urn was boiling. The other bowlers suffered at the brutal hands of Cadman, Steve Pursey picking up three fortuitous wickets. Nevertheless a score of 180 seemed very attainable.
There has probably been enough mention of the tea already, but there were plenty of cakes, all very tasty as well.
This season Failand are showing that they can't chase. Left arm quickie Tom Coles bowled an impressive opening spell, following his 4 for 16 the day before, but probably found Failands third teamers a tougher proposition than the Carsons first xi. Wickets fell at regular intervals, and other than a spirited 35 from Ivor Chivers, there was little to cheer. Although the final margin of defeat was only 20 runs, Blagdon were easy winners.
Still chasing their first victory, the Failand grandfathers enjoyed their customary beer and tucked into the remaining apple pies, contemplating the remainder of the season. The team earmarked 6 must win games, starting next week at Purnells, if the team is to avoid disgrace. With the secret Cucumber sandwich/ viennese whirl weapon up our sleeves, we would also expect to win the rest of our home games, although it may be messy.

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Grendels Washed Out

Grendels v Failand

May 27th

For the fourth game out of a possible five, the Failand v Grendel fixture was lost to adverse weather. Failand are due to play Grendels at home on July 29th, so don't book your holidays around this date if you want sunshine.

Failand well and truly hammered in limp display.


Limpley Stoke, with 7 regular players missing, trounced a weak Failand side that will struggle to win anything this season. The visitors changing room had a ABC of Fielding on the wall, including A for Accuracy, B for Bowl Straight and I fail to remember what C stood for, but in Failand's case it could have been Collapse, Crawl along at a snails pace, Concede. There were three D's, one of which was Dominate, but at no stage did Failand do that. Other suggestions were Determination and Phil Dungey suggested Diarreah.
Limpley Stoke bowled straight and accurate. The bowlers were well backed up in the field, and a score of just 37 for 2 in the 20th over was testimony to that. The appallingly slow run rate only advanced above two runs an over in the 32nd over. The wicket was slow, but considering that this was one of the largest pitches Failand have played on, a total of at least 200 was required. Chris Smith stood alone as the only player that made any effort to clobber the opposition. Chris had managed to get lost on the way to the ground, but just as well he made it, because without his effort a score of 80 would have been all Failand could have mustered. Only 5 wickets were lost in a score of 103.!!
Tea was taken, and the Failand players tried to think of a cunning plan.
Alas there was no answer as the prolific T. Smith hit more 4s in Phil Dungeys first over than Failand had managed in 32 overs. Phil was heard to utter in Italian "the jammy, dirty man" - after narrowly missing the stumps, but eventually got his man. The grandfathers looked OLD in the field, and in reality a score of 300 would not have been enough. The only highlights were an amazing catch at point by Chris Smith to dismiss his namesake, and John Skinner taking a wicket with his very first ball.
The Hop Pole opened early to cater for the thirsty cricketers, as everyone was showered and ready to down sorrows by 6.45pm.

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Rain, rain and more rain.

May 13th v Keynsham 4ths

There was lots of rain
at horse race lane
so needless to say
there was no play
today.

Meredith takes 6 wickets for 9 runs.

John Meredith produced amazing figures of six wickets for just 9 runs in four overs. Without his deadly spell Chew Stoke would have fancied themselves to score 230+.
The wicket looked good and the outfield looked superb. After winning the toss Steve Pursey asked Chew Stoke to bat because he felt historic low scores on this wicket would make a low target easy to chase. Wrong!! Chew Stoke amassed 193 runs and this would have been much more without Merediths final flurry. Things started badly as Steve Fear couldn't get a decent line. Followed similarly by Graham Grey, Mark Templer and Steve Pursey. In all they shared combined figures of 0 for 128. Meanwhile at the other end, Phil Dungey, Jamie Fear and John Meredith took all ten wickets for just 55 runs. Admittedly the pitch showed a bit of uneven bounce coming up the hill. Chew Stokes' young batsmen scored with ease though, and with 9 overs remaining they were sitting pretty with 161 runs on the board for just 4 wickets. Enter John Meredith, removing dangermen Taylor and Luke Shorney (well caught by Phil Dungey) and rattling through the tail with surprising haste.
Eleven overs into the reply Failands top order batsmen were all back in the hutch and the visitors were in trouble at 25 for three. Steve Pursey and Graham Grey fought hard in a 83 run partnership that gradually swung things back in Failands favour. The bounce was becoming more and more erratic however, and could be likened to playing cricket on a pebble beach. Some of the wides that were given started off reasonably straight, but once they hit the pitch would veer off wide of the crease. Steve Pursey was bowled for 39, and Graham Grey continued to make a well deserved 58 not out, but tight bowling from Rich Williams and a good final spell from Danny Bryant ensured Failand fell behind the run-rate.
Chew Stoke along with Harptree last week and probably Keynsham next week are fielding young and fit players that can run between the wickets and save runs in the field. To counteract this youthful invasion of our league, if Failand want to win a game the whole team will have to raise their game, as it seems it is no longer possible to rely on one or two good performances.

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Tough start for Failand 3rds


Relegation favourites, Failand and Harptree, shared a run-fest at Horserace Lane, but unfortunately for Failand the larger majority were scored by Harptree, and in particular Rich 'Buddah' Currell. His aggresive 129, consisting of 15 fours and 7 sixes, totally switched the game in the visitors favour. At the halfway stage Failand were reasonably content with their opponents score of 89 for 3. A 189 partnership between skipper Dave Hill and Rich Burrell left Failand an almost impossible task of scoring 277 for victory. Steve Fear was the pick of the bowlers with 3 for 43, as all the bowlers felt the full force of Burrells hitting. At one stage the home side fielded a 7-2 legside field, with just a deep point and deep long off, but the runs still flowed, mainly over the square leg boundary.
Bob Sheppard, who supplied a lovely tea, opened the innings in an equally aggressive style, reaching his fifty in just the twelth over. Bob made six singles, and the rest of his 64 runs were in boundaries. It was the perfect platform for Failand. Chris Smith and Steve Down both made telling contributions, and by the 25th over, a shock win was on the cards, as Failand were well in front on comparative scores. Even by the 31st over Failand were still in the hunt - as long as they had a finisher like Burrell - but wickets fell regularly, and the final victory margin of just 45 runs flattered Failand as no real attempt was made to chase the last 100 runs required. On the day the better side won, and Failand will need to field a stronger side in the re-match if they are to beat their relegation co-favourite.
The average age of this side was 53. A debate on the advantages of indoor nets was inconclusive. The batsmen that regularly attended indoor nets averaged 27.2 compared to just 27 for those that didn't attend. All the main bowlers had practised prior to this game, and all suffered.
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Review of 2007

Failand and Portbury 3rd XI probably boast the honour of being the oldest team in the league. The grandfathers of North Somerset boast 14 players over 55 in their squad of 22 players.
Skippering the side for the fourth year running is relative youngster Steve Pursey (53). With a further 3 regulars in their 40's, one would be forgiven for questioning F&P's youth policy. However the U11's and U13's have both enjoyed considerable success in the last few years, and the future looks rosy for the club. The elderly arthritic players may soon be asked to stand aside.
Despite their age, Failand have managed to hold their own in division VA, finishing comfortably mid-table for the last few seasons. With the re-organisation of the leagues, Failand should have easier opposition than the last few years, and a higher finish is expected this year. The 'running' between the wickets can be slow (there is no such thing as a three in Failands' scorebook) and the fielding can be described as comical at times, but in wicket-keeper Dick Whittington they have the leagues leading stumper (2005 and 2006). Failands experienced bowlers know all about line and length, but if one were to be looking for a weakness it is with the batting.
With a picturesque village ground, a well kept square, good facilities, yummy teas and a bunch of players that enjoy their cricket, Failand is an enjoyable away fixture for the teams in sunday league 3. With the prospect of the successful youth policy filtering through to the thirds during the season, a top three finish can be anticipated.

END OF SEASON REPORT

Failand third team started the season with an average age of 55.

In fourteen games, only four players were selected under the age of thirty, and they played a total of just six games between them.

Most weeks there is more grey hair on display at Horserace Lane than a Turkey and Tinsel tour of Torquay. On a positive note, if this trend continues we may attract sponsorship from funeral directors.

Throughout the season availability amongst the grand-dads has been good, and the hardest decision has been who to leave out. With this in mind special thanks go to Phil Dungey, Bob Sheppard and Graham Grey, none of which incidentally are grandfathers, who have volunteered on numerous occasions to step down or play in other games, making life easier for the captain. My original mission as captain, 3 years ago, was to infiltrate youth into this side. This has noy happened as yet. Generally I have taken the easy option of rotating a full squad of oldies.

As with previous years a jolly atmosphere has prevailed most of the season. Bearing in mind that the majority of players can move at a maximum of 4 miles an hour in the field, and 5 miles an hour if they are batting, (and only then if the runs scored are added to their own personal tally) to finish 5th in the table was a remarkable achievement. We won 5 out of 13 played, and were only narrowly beaten by top teams Kilmersdon and Backwell Flax. We also gave table toppers Cleeve Blue Flame a scare in the home fixture. There were a lot of exciting games with close finishes, and we enjoyed playing these games win or lose.

Top performers included the reliable and versatile John Meredith with bat and ball. Chris Smith had a poor season by his own standards, but with a century and two fifties he proved invaluable. The bowling partnership of Phil Dungey, Steve and Jamie Fear, John Meredith and Steve Pursey were able to contain the opposition most of the time. Neil Harrison and Steve Down both made telling all round contributions with Steve capturing a hat-trick against Harptrees. Graham Grey, Bob Sheppard and Charlie Walker all excelled with the bat on one or more occasions. Paul Duffy and John Parfitt played in the right spirit and were helpful in volunteering to drop out. John Skinner had a nightmare season, but helped out by doing more than his share of umpiring. One wag suggested that as umpire he won us the game at Blagdon.

Dick Whittington managed fourteen stumpings, as well a batting average of nearly 50. Dick was the leading stumper in the whole North Somerset league for the third consecutive year, making his name the first name on teamsheet every week. Those fourteen victims were probably the difference between a mid-table finish and a relegation fight. Ivor Chivers deputised for Dick on a couple of occasions and showed the depth behind the stumps within the club.

It was good to see some new blood with both Graham and son Adam Grey making an impact as well as Mike Trenouth and Richard Breen. Hopefully Ian Rex will do the same next year. Even legendary scorer Chalkie Whyte played a couple of games.

Overall our bowling was good. Our fielding against Backwell early in the season was superb, but generally we are slow in the field. Our batting is poor. We were able to bat first in nine games out of thirteen (not always our choice), but only just passed 200 on three occasions. Our best batting performance of the season was against the strong bowling attack of Cleeve. They beat us as we were missing the bowling of John Meredith, Steve Fear and Phil Dungey.

There were many champagne moments. Charlie Walkers' slow ball cleaning up at Harptree, Ivor Chivers spectacular stop mid air at mid on, outstanding catches in the deep by Phil Dungey, Paul Bachelor and Neil Harrison, as well as a Steve Down hat-trick.

There was controversy over an obstructing the field incident which ruined our reputation as a bunch of docile old men. There was an alleged match fixing incident with John Meredith conceding 93 runs from his 8 overs, although this is unproven.

And as for the future? Next year we will be competing in Sunday league division 3 with new teams Whitchurch Wanderers, Keynsham 4ths, Purnells 4ths and Limpley Stoke as well as old favourites Chew Stoke, Grendels, Harptree, Blagdon and Saltford Fairway. The long term future for a group of old men is questionable however. We need to win promotion next year, and in 2008 we will be able to compete at the higher level and without the restrictions of 'no first teamers'. Hopefully next year some under 15's will be able to step up to senior cricket and herald a new beginning for the North Somerset side.

FAILAND IN MATCH FIXING STORM

It was at six minutes past five when the faeceas hit the fan. Failand thirds, generally considered a sporting bunch of gentlemen, were drawn into a bitter match-fixing furore.
How these scandalous allegations came to light is not known. There were rumours flying around, that should Failand LOSE they would be playing in a lower division next year. This would obviously suit the Grandfathers of the North Somerset league as it is widely regarded that running is bad for their health. The sheer mention of fixtures against Hampset, Frome, Downend and Cleeve next year had already prompted six retirement letters with more threatening to follow. But playing to lose would be against the spirit of the game. To make matters worse, someone resembling Neil Harrison with brown hair was overheard trying to obtain odds on a Harptree victory, although Neil strenuously denies it was him.
There were suspicions that something was going on when Richard Breen conceded 17 runs from his first over. Richard would say anyone could bowl a bad over, and to his credit his bowling did improve. If Phil Dungey was involved in match fixing, there were certainly no signs as he bowled another tight 8 over spell for a meagre 19 runs. And Steve Down could hardly be accused of trying to throw a game, taking 6 for 50 including a hat-trick.This incidentally included a boundary catch by Paul Bachelor, which judging by the home side reaction would normally be dropped. Even his son Simon, who was talking to him at the time was astounded. Harptree were 260 all out.
It was at teatime that the allegations were made. It was suggested that John Meredith had deliberatly bowled a series of long hops to give Harptree an unfair advantage. His figures of 8 overs for 93 runs were abnormally expensive, and the finger of suspicion was also pointed at Bob Sheppard for persisting with John up the hill with such a short leg side boundary. John was furious with these spurious allegations and decided to make a protest, supported by John Skinner, by staying in the changing room and refusing to eat their currant buns. As the opposition took the field the whole team became involved in a heated debate. John is a religious and principled man, who said he usually walks for LBWs, even when he is struck on the pads outside leg stump. This was a slur not only on John, but also the entire club. Ivor Chivers, who was making himself Tidy, quipped that John doesn't even walk to post a letter. At one time there was a suggestion that Failand should forfeit the game. This was seen as counter-productive however. Dick Whittington, the self-proclaimed owner of Failand and Portbury Ltd. suggested a vote on the course of action. Jamie Fear, who had hitherto been oblivious to the impending fiasco because he was laughing at his mobile phone, said that we would have to be careful or a radical such as Bob Andrews might blow himself up in the visitors changing room. Ivor offered to fetch his foot pump. Everyone agreed a protest was needed. Paul Bachelor, who had been playing BBQs, said YES. Everyone smiled in agreement, then Paul shouted NO. Phil Dungey, who was feeling hungry by this stage, asked what the most Beefburgers anyone had ever eaten in one session. Chris Smith, forever the voice of reason, suggested that Failand could surely lose the game fair and square, man, without cheating. There was a stunned silence. Bob Shep, incensed at such a suggestion, pointed to the middle 'Skinner, Meredith, will you please open the innings'.
Twenty overs later Failand were 39 for 4. Bob himself made a valiant effort to win the game with a hard fought 84. Failand eventually scored 178 for 6.
Harptree were initially unaware of the accusations, but are unlikely to make a formal complaint as this victory will save them coming bottom of the table!

Paul and Wendy stoked up the BBQ as the wintry afternoon drew to a close, and the F&P players toasted a successful season!!

Fantastic Tea the highlight for Failand.

A tea that was full of delights was the most memorable part of this day out in Cleeve, on a wintery August afternoon.
The home side won the toss and as expected Failand were asked to bat first. Not that there were any snakes in the pitch; in fact this was a good batting strip. Cleeve are top of the table, and their bowling attack showed just why they have the confidence to insert teams on winning the toss. Any one of the five bowlers used would walk into Failands 2nd team, and a few would be pushing for a place in the firsts.
John Meredith opened the innings with Graham Grey. This was a good opening pair, bearing in mind Johns' stubborn reluctance to give his wicket away. He lasted for 29 overs in making his 21 runs, and it was ironic that he should fall one of the rare bad balls that he recieved. Graham looked to get on with things but was bowled by Gary Turnell. Chris Smith struggled to score, taking 14 overs to make 10 runs before he was frustrated into slogging. Steve Down proved to be Failands batting hero. Playing his first game since May, he scored a run a ball 48 not out and showed no signs of lack of practice. No other batsman was able to make any impact, although Dick Whittingtons' innings was memorable insomuch as the game was held up while he had the sightscreen moved, and then got a first ball duck. No player could ever remember Dick getting a duck before. A total of 132 for 7 was never going to be enough.
And so then came that tea. It included sausages wrapped in bacon which were the writers' favourite, although some of the chocolate cake was pretty delicious. There were also prawns in batter and chicken goujons with dipping sauce, as well as a load of warm snacks too numerous to mention. The greedy grandfathers gorged themselves on these delights, and it was with a very slow saunter to the middle to resume affairs.
Matt Budd and Bill Mather almost won the game without losing a wicket, until Neil Harrison produced a 'catch of the season' on the boundary to take what would have been the deciding six. Phil Dungey bowled his best spell of the season, conceding just 15 runs from his 8 overs. Eleven year old Adam Grey showed the adults how to bowl. In his 4 over spell he conceded just 18 runs. His last three balls of his third over included two unsuccessful LBW appeals and a play and miss that was very close. Adam is a real talent for the future, and on this showing some of the elders may be fighting for their places next year. Cleeve are deservedly top of the table, and would probably beat this Failand side ten times out of ten.

IT'S A FAIR WAY TO SALTFORD, BUT WORTH THE JOURNEY

Saltford Fairway v Failand 3rd xi

Failands' veterans guarateed their safety in division 5a with an easy win over Saltford Fairway. Next years revamp of the North Somerset league means that there might not be a division 5a next year, but that is a different story.
Stand in captain Bob Sheppard was surprised to be asked to bat first on losing the toss. But with the score on 24 for 3 in the 14th over perhaps he had an inkling as to why the home side wanted to bowl first with temperatures in the eighties.
The pitch certainly offered plenty of help to the bowlers, although the opening bowlers obtained their wickets with gentle out swing, the top three of Meredith, Skinner and Bachelor all falling to edges behind. Bob Sheppard moved things along nicely before falling LBW yet again,but then Chris Smith and Graham Grey played sensibly, adding 55 runs to consolidate Failands position. Chris completed a much neede fifty. The tail attempted to wag, but a target of 150 looked as if it might just prove just enough on a dodgy pitch.
And so it proved.
The Fears were miserly as normal, and despite getting walloped in his first two overs, Phil Dungey wiped out the middle order, including tempting dangerman Ted McKenzie into playing a rash shot. Neil Harrison kept things tight before John Meredith and Graham Grey cleaned up the tail, but in truth once McKenzie departed there was little doubt over the result. Saltford were all out for 124.
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RAIN CAN'T SAVE SORRY FAILAND

Failand 3rds v Chew Stoke

After two exciting games against Blagdon and Grendels, Failand were put well and truly in their place by a youthful Chew Stoke, 6 of whom play for Bedminster 2nds and 3rds.
After winning the toss, Chew Stoke elected to bat on a pitch that looked as if it might offer help to the bowlers, although the 2nd xi had no problem scoring runs on this strip the day before.
Steve Pursey and Jamie Fear started off economically, but shock of all shocks - Phil Dungey, coming on as first change bowled an atrocious first over costing 16 runs, and John Meredith was into the attack by the 10th over. Jordan Bryant batted for 35 overs for a hard fought 75, but some very simple chances were put down by a Failand side becoming disheartened by the over. Captain Steve Pursey seemed to have no control over his fielders who appeared to field wherever they thought best. A final score of 221 for 9 was achievable only if the batters put their minds to it.
In the 15th over the batters were 42 for 5, and the only thing that could possibly save the home side from an enormous defeat were the impending rain clouds. Chew Stoke seemed oblivious to this and carried on bowling off of long run ups, but the rain held off long enough for them to complete the necessary 20 overs and Failand were duly beaten. The only bright spot was an entertaining knock of 43 from Steve Fear who was playing as a batsman due to a shoulder injury. Steve Pursey tore the medial head of his gastrocrenius and limped off in agony, passing the captaincy over to Bob Sheppard for the remainder of the season.
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NEIL HARRISON SAVES FAILAND BLUSHES

Grendels 2nds v Failand 3rds

A timely and entertaining 64 from Neil Harrison saved Failand, who were struggling at 23 for 3 when he came to the crease.
On a perfect summers afternoon, Failand won the toss and decided to bat - a decision that looked likely to backfire as the Grendel opening bowlers put in a lively opening spell of swing bowling to remove dangerman Chris Smith as well as Paul Duffy and John Skinner, leaving Failand struggling at 23 for 3. But to the rescue came Bob Sheppard and Neil Harrison, both playing their natural game and advancing the score to 82 before Bob Shep fell LBW yet again. Neil and John Meredith steadied the ship after losing Mike Trenouth cheaply, but as Failand approached the 35th over they appeared well short of a decent target at 161 for 9. The Fear father and son combo, usually feared for their bowling exploits, showed that Failand really can bat all the way down to number 11 with another entertaining and yet crucial 39 runs, giving the visitors the psychological total of 200.
Wickets fell regularly, always leaving Failand in command. Jamie bowled well first up, and besides taking two valuable wickets also ran out the dangerous Handoll. Father Fear was still showing signs of jetlag and was replaced by John Meredith. Paul Duffy bowled an interesting first over, scaring the Grendel captain with his appeal for LBW and taking a sharp caught and bowled. His second over was not so interesting and cost 14 runs. Steve Pursey and Neil Harrison bowled a tight line and picked up 2 wickets each as Failand won by 38 runs.
An enjoyable pint or two was downed in the garden of the Prince of Wales in Westbury village discussing the good result and the immaculate reverse sweep by Eden Coventry, which must surely win the champagne moment for its' sheer audacity.

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EXCITING FINISH ENDS IN FAILANDS FAVOUR

Blagdon Sunday xi v Failand 3rds

John Meredith took the man of the match honours with a beligerent 49 from 39 overs followed with 4 for 19 and some match winning bowling.
Failand were grateful to the Blagdon skipper Roger Hemming for allowing them to bat in soaring temperatures. These temperatures could have had serious repurcussions for some of the Failand grandfathers.
John Meredith and Paul Bachelor gave Failand a solid start, albeit a little on the slow side. After Paul left to put his feet up in the shade, Ivor Chivers clubbed an impressive 28. The outfield was on the slow side, and during the entire innings there were only 7 fours. With only 1 wicket down by the 32nd over Failand really were behind with only 120 on the board, especially considering all the big hitters were padded up and itching to be let loose. John Meredith fell in the penultimate over for a hard fought 49, and although a total of 166 seemed 40 short of expectations, at least John had saved yet another embarressing collapse.
Jamie Fear, Phil Dungey and Neil Harrison all bowled economic opening spells. Wickets fell at regular intervals, but the game swung from one side to the other like an overactive pendulem. In an exciting finish John Meredith saved Failand blushes with a tight spell of 4 for 19 at the death, ably supported by Steve Pursey, who conceded just 5 runs from the last 5 overs from the pavilion end.
This was an excellent performance by the old men in extremely hot conditions against a side with an average age of about 20. Blagdon should also be applauded for the excellent spirit in which they played the game.
Thanks to John Skinner for umpiring throughout the game.

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Heartbreak again for Failand!

Another case of what might have been for Failand & Portbury on Sunday as they just lost an exciting game to a strong Backwell Flax Bourton side, who got home with two balls and three wickets to spare.

Backwell won an important toss and were able to ask Failand to bat on a wicket with damp patches from overnight rain. The home side made a disastrous start, as good bowling by Hill and Lloyd coupled with two dreadful run-outs saw them slump to 18 for 4 in the first eight overs.

Dick Whittington settled in to restore a semblance of order with a patient 52, with support from skipper Bob Sheppard (19) and the bucolic Neil Harrison (26), but Backwell continued to bowl and field well. A few late blows from Phil Dungey saw Failand to tea at 167 for 9, better than it might have been but probably not enough to stretch the strong Backwell top order as the pitch dried out.

Neil Harrison gave Failand a great start by removing the prolific Tim Martin for a duck with an athletic catch off his own bowling, and another accurate and hostile spell from Jamie Fear forced the visitors to proceed with care. However,one or two things went against Failand as Paynes and Hetherington got on top. More good bowling from young Sid Mistry (who deserved better than 2 for 37) and not so young John Merdith (2 for 30) kept Failand in the hunt as wickets fell. Six were wanted from the last over, but after 3 tight singles Lloyd despatched Harrison’s fourth ball to the boundary, leaving Failand to reflect yet again on what might have been.

Next week a “must win” game at Blagdon, so hopefully skipper Steve Pursey’s return will prove to be a timely one.

Kilmersdon killing touch

Lost by 7 wickets, but much closer than that really, not bad given weak side. Report follows:

F&P 146 for 7
J Meredith 0
P Bachelor 28
J Skinner 12
R Whittington 46n.o
N Harrison 4
I Chivers 14
J Fear 6
P Duffy 10
S Fear 3n.o
R Brean, P Whyte dnb
Extras 23
M Batchelor 6-2-18-1
T Wilkinson 8-2-26-2
L Rigby 8-1-27-0
D Gould 8-1-28-1
R Carpenter 5-1-22-2
S Jackson 5-0-18-0

Kilmersdon 150 for 3
S Jackson 74n.o
D Gould c Bachelor b Harrison 9
J Lancaster c S Fear b Meredith 9
L Rigby b J Fear 0
M Batchelor